My reasons for being late to work after a big night:
Flooded bathroom
Flooded kitchen
Broken window
Emergency doctor appointment (for internal ailment that no one can see, but it hurts really bad)
etc., all mostly made up.
A London colleague just sent this:
Arrival at work is delayed this morning. This is due to Anthony having to clean up his chunder from:
1. The room he slept in
2. The hall
3. The guest bathroom
ETA 10:00am.
I love it. Can’t do that here, they just wouldn’t understand.
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