We’ve got a guy here who loves buying afternoon tea. Today, again, but he gives reasons:

1. Welcome the new guy to the firm
2. Today is the monthly pay day
3. Have some fun
4. Etc…………

A few things though:

1. He’s been here for months already and never dared to speak to me.
2. No it’s not, you retarded midget.
3. You’re right there, I can’t think of anything more fun than tea and egg tarts.
4. Like what?

Anyway, don lai cha for me my son, and keep the eating noises down would ya?