Fit Except For A Slight Tazza Admin Doris might be coming to the 7s with us:

“Are you going to the sevens for all 3 days?”
“Yes, hey … thanks for the tickets”
“I didn’t do much….so how many did you get?”
“1 for each day”
“That’s all she gave you!!! I think all the tickets went to the stupid clients.”
“It’s ok, got a special pass as well. Just need one for Sunday really …. someone said I could have his … but I doubt it!”
“What day do you still need? i have an extra set, i only need the sat ticket if i decide to go.”
“Sunday”
“You can have it!”
“Brilliant. Thanks.”
“No prob! but can i hang out with you guys if i go on sat?”
“Sure. You’ll need a t-shirt though”
“Alright. i’ll wear one. do you have extra small?”
“Only spare ones are XL and they say ‘Worbster - Deviance Personified’ or ‘There’s only one Doris’”
“Talking greek again…. who’s Doris?”
“All girls are Doris - just a name I use … makes it easier … no need to remember real names”
“Sure makes girls feel important!”
“Only messing Doris. So, do you have the Sunday ticket here now? I’ve got very nervous friends … ”
“The tickets are at home! I’ll bring it tomorrow…. what time are you there on sat? I need someone to explain the game to me!”
“Not sure. Hoping for an early arrival. Should be a laugh, if you like drunk blokes and banter”
“What’s banter?”

Ah.