So you receive an email that has utterly nothing to do with you. You can tell by a quick scan of the subject and the first three or four words of the body, a quick check of the recipients and you can tell that they copied the wrong email group. So you delete it right? Well I did.

Then a few minutes later, you get an email from some IT gimp saying:

If you have received an email with the below subject line blah blah please delete it and empty your trash folder. Please don’t try to open it as it contains confidential information.

What do you do? Human nature, right?

Frickin idiot, he just had to leave it, most people would have deleted it. Now everyone has made sure they read it.

From popbitch today.

Different ways to say nice body, face like a slapped arse…

This Year : A Bette
(As in Bette Midler….. From a Distance)

Last Year: Prawn
(Tasty body, shame about the face)

Last decade: BOBFOC
(Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch)

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Bowie’s here soon right:

>> Hello Spaceboy <<
Bowie's ice-cold piss

David Bowie is touring the world, sounding
and looking better than ever on stage.

Until a few years ago Bowie used to bottle
his urine and keep it in the fridge.

It had to be kept in the fridge.... because
that was the only place, he surmised,
where the aliens couldn't get it.

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Is this true? I thought there was something like it in Manila?

There is a restaurant near Beijing called Magical
Dwarf Adventure World. All the staff are dwarves.

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The organisation which regulates boob jobs in the UK is the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons - acronym BAAPS.

Baps.

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