You’re Love in the Time of Cholera!
by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the one hand, you’ve loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff could get you killed.

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at the Blue Pyramid. Conrad.

Well, the carpentero sorted it, kinda. He battered the dividers out of the way and I managed to squeeze six components in. I’d measured up for eight, but forgot to give the measurements to the shop, so they just divided the total length by four. Alas this meant that most audio/visual components would be too big for the shelves. Egg.

Anyway, it kinda looks OK, and I never use my MD or tuner anyway. So, here are some pics.

Doris reenacting the discovery
Get off there!
Wireage
More wireage
Tight squeeze
Finished article
A bit of a cupboard thing
Little fella
A bit of fun

Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
Strachan: No! I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said, “no, I think they should have got George Graham because I’m useless!”

Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?
Strachan: Well I’ve still got a job so it’s far better than the Coventry one, that’s for sure.

Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?
Strachan: We’re not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into Europe. I don’t know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us to win the Champions League?

Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?
Strachan: You’re spot on! You can read me like a book.

Reporter: How do you feel about your player Delgado’s comments in the Press this week?
Strachan: I’ve got more important things to think about. I’ve got a yogurt to finish, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado.

Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you’ll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won’t you?
Strachan: You’re right. It is a daft question. I’m not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you’re spot on there.

Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I’m just going to crumble like a wreck. I’ll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.

Reporter: There’s no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we’re all quite positive round here. I’m going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.

Reporter: Where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It’s a secret.

Reporter: You don’t take losing lightly, do you Gordon?
Strachan: I don’t take stupid comments lightly either.

Reporter: “Gordon, can we have a quick word please?”
Strachan: “Velocity” (then walks off)