So I was supposed to be meeting a mate of Narlach Tee Sud Doris’s to talk about diving, but then a mate from England said she’d be in HK for the weekend with 4 other girls.

The night started straight after work for a quick drink with The Snoop and his two Korean Dorae. Home for a bit of geeking (check out Shareaza if you’re a file sharer), then out by 9 to meet everyone in LKF. The standard fare of chit-chat chit-chat. Bumped into Big Carpets and Teeth Indo Doris for the first time in ages and the two Chinese Dorae.

A few vodka shots [2MB], some beggar hugging and some ice kart riding later, we headed to Devil’s Advocate in Wan Chai. In there we bumped into a load of people all dressed up in 18th C Lords and Ladies outfits. Except the Warlord and Lord Vader. Nice touch. That’s where I was getting everyone to clap correctly in time to Hey Ya by Outkast … shake it like a Polaroid picture. Also where this gibbon wanted to get in a photo and I said ¬ìHold on, just let me check if we¬íve got enough cocks in this photo¬Ö.no, ok, you can be in the photo.¬î Lucky not to get hit I guess. “Can I have a go on your tiara?”

I told my stories about ¬ìDo you like my new shoes?¬î … you know, you’ve all done it … where you poke your knob out of your trousers in the middle of a nice conversation with some nice girls and then ask them all if they like your new shoes. New belt works too.

I also remember singing very loudly to Bonnie Tyler, not sure why, I’ve had a total eclipse of the memory. Also Nena. Can’t beat t a bit of Nena.

So over to DTD. On the way we, well I, had a little altercation with some pissed up septic who called me a retard (I was just walking down the street, totally uncalled for) and then when he found out I was English, called all English people retards. OK brainiac, what’s the state capital of the US’s smallest state? Not quite sure what I said, but they turned around and I remember shouting at his mate “Has ¬ëe got it? Has ‘e?!”

Things get a little hazy now. Bit of chit-chat with a couple of the girls from London, then they left, so did The Snoop and the Korean Dorae.

“Can I have a go on your waistcoat?” He was great!

Then there was a quick trip to Fenwick’s, no recollection of actual events in there, then home.

All the pics here.