Just want to share these tales of caution with you.
1. Me
Me and a few mates had just gotten into the use of the word balloon knot. My mate had had a bit of a bad aris, don’t ask how I knew, so I sent him and email saying “How’s your balloon knot?” Unfortunately, I sent it to someone in my company with a very similar name. Luckily, she didn’t know what it meant and just thought it was bizarre.
2. The Welsh Idiot
The Welsh Idiot loved a girl at our office. One day she called him “Honey” in an email. He loved it, the idiot. So he forwarded it to me saying “She called me honey, reckon I’m in there, do you think it’s because she knows I just bought my own house?” [No I don't, you berk] Unfortunately, he didn’t forward, he replied to all. All being all of her colleagues. Hilarious.
3. Another mate
He was having a steamy SMS convo with some girl back in England one night. It suddenly stopped, so the next day he sent her a message “What, no more saucy messages?” Unfortunately, he sent it to his sister.
So, be careful out there!
Ron got me ‘browsing’, and now I’m in love. Wong Sze Ka. LINK IS SOOOOOOO NOT SAFE TO VIEW ANYWHERE EXCEPT ALONE IN A DARK ROOM.
New quiz. Shaky got 28. Gutted with the ones I got wrong! 2 and 8.
via weblog wannabe.
Quiet weekend after the carnage of Friday night. Might update later, but you know the story already probably.
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
The Right Stuff
Coldplay Live in Sydney
Firefox 0.8
Firebird has changed it’s name to Firefox.
Go on.
You must think in Russian to use it though.
Just sold my phone for $1600. Not bad seeing as it won’t charge.
I have spent a fortune on phones in the last two years, so, if the new one breaks or gets lost, that’s it. I won’t buy another!
Whilst listening to Muse on high volume to block out the strange eating habits of the guy beside me last Friday, Aaron sent me this link that he ‘just found’ while ‘browsing’.
He told me to check out the “what to expect section”, so I did. Little did I know that the page is one of those utterly annoying pages with embedded sound. Due to loud Muse-ic, I didn’t hear the other music. So there I was perusing the delights of:
The therapist will adjust the temperature and regulate the flow of purified water into your colon to ensure a comfortable excretion of waste. The specially designed bed allows you to easily insert a lubricated thin rectal tube by yourself. You will be checked frequently by the therapist throughout the session, who will also gently massage your lower abdomen to aid the release of waste.
When I felt that feeling you get when people are watching you. Turned around to see three people, including my boss, looking over my shoulder to see what I was reading.
Oh, it’s just colon hydrotherapy, where they shove a tube up your aris and wash it out.
Just great.
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