Monthly Archive for February, 2004

rediscovery

Published by shaky at 4:08 pm on 27/2/2004 in music. Closed

Moving all my CDs the other day, I rediscovered Mishka.

Just brilliant.

passing the time

Published by shaky at 4:02 pm on 27/2/2004 in geekery. Closed

Two hours to go.

I really must try to look busy.

shamone….

Published by shaky at 3:29 pm on 27/2/2004 in peregrine. 5 Comments

We’re check-check-checked-checked-dak-in.

Er, checked in, and ready for the off. No upgrade:

The Snoop: “How’s the flight looking?”
The MD: “About 80% full.”
The Snoop: “So any chance of an upgrade?”
The MD: [pause, actually thinking about it] “I don’t think so.”
The Kaiser: “What, not even for us?”

She didn’t even look at me!

The MD = The Miserable Doris.

If the flight’s not full then move us to biz class Doris! I’ll have the shitty econ class food, just give me that big ass seat!

Gonna be looking for a Doris wearing one of these.

Tick-tock come on clock.

popbiatch

Published by shaky at 1:40 pm on 26/2/2004 in miscellaneous. 2 Comments

Today’s popbitch has:

Ugly Doris:

The Butterface – Everything is great… but her face.

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David Gest and Liza’s chilling wedding photo.

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Tastless joke:

Prison’s Killer Curry

Serial killer doctor Harold Shipman was cremated
yesterday after his suicide last month.
On the night of his death Shipman was served a
curry in his prison cell. When the guard
came back to collect the plate he noticed
the doctor had hardly touched it.

The prison guard asked Harold what was wrong
with it. Harold look crestfallen and replied:
“It was OK… but I could have murdered a naan.”

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Pre-Brazilian days… Jean Harlow used to use hair spray to keep her pyaaaabs in place so she could wear slinky satin dresses with no underwear.

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Return of the stupid corporate urls:

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Manila has a bar called Hobbit Hideaway staffed completely by dwarves.

Thought so.

eating

Published by shaky at 1:26 pm on 26/2/2004 in rant. Closed

Question: how hard is it to eat with your mouth closed?

I understand if you have a nasal condition and occasionally have to breathe whilst eating, but is there any need to roll the food round in your mouth, stick your tongue out, just a little, at the end of each rotation, and then make a little snapping sound with your tongue. On top of that, is there any reason to take about 35 minutes to eat a tray of rice and curry whilst doing this. I could put up with it for the 5 mins it would take any normal person to gulp it down, but 35 mins!? Oh, and how about a bit of variety? This guy gets exactly the same thing delivered every day.

God I need a holiday.

one more game

Published by shaky at 12:17 pm on 26/2/2004 in geekery. 5 Comments

OK, last one … an updated penguin bashing game. record so far, 855.2.

more games

Published by shaky at 10:33 am on 26/2/2004 in geekery. Closed

OK, the game below is a spoof, will take you about 2 mins to get it….probably a lot less.

Here though, are a few more games.