We ALL love the Indian waitress in Venue. Alas, tonight is her last night of work, before going back to India in two weeks to complete her studies. Get down there and get in her photos!

My favourite waitress works in Bar George. I love her. I caught her looking at another girl’s legs the other week:

“Why are you staring at her legs?”
“They are nice legs.”
“Are you a lesbitarian?”
“A what?”
“A lesbian.”
“I’m so-so, I like both.”
“Excuse, me, I need the bathroom, I’ve just done some sex wee in my pants.”