Those t-shirts arrived. Check the envelope! Love it. Thanks gmtee.

I refused to go out with Doris with her wearing a certain pair of trousers. I’m sorry dear, but there is just no foooking way.

But the comedy shoes were ok.

I could never grow a beard, even if I wanted to. Why not? Due to this comedy bald patch. What’s going on there!? Not happy.

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Right, the boys are in the pub watching the footy, so despite feeling awful, I’ll POP down to meet them.