Convo with Slut But Not That Often With Me Doris:

Her: “What are you doing tonight?”
Me: “Formal dinner thing. You?”
Her: “I have no plans, another lonely New Years.”
Me: “Go and get shitted and pick up.”
Her: “Don’t feel like it. How much are the tickets by the way?”
Me: “Only $1000.”
Her: “That’s expensive!!! You gweilos spend money like it’s not worth anything!!! haha.”
Me: “Anyway, I’m leaving the office soon. Have a good night if you can.”
Her: “Really? so wanna meet up for karaoke. hahaha”
Me: “Can we sing just Cantonese songs?”
Her: “Sure.”
Me: “Sarcasm dear.”
Her: “You are such a fucking asshole.”

it’s still going on this convo….