Walk to the back of the new IFC mall. Go out of the door at the back, near City Super and Ben and Jerry’s. Inhale.

Freshly mowed lawn smell.

Lovely.

On your way back in, check out the carpets on the girl at Ben and Jerry’s.

Also lovely.

Go up to the info point in the IFC mall and ask them where the Kelvin Clutz shop is. Insist it’s called Kelvin Clutz when they suggest Calvin Klein.