Needed cash to get a cab this lunchtime. I went to three ATM’s and all three only had $1000 notes. Out-freakin-rageous.
I’ve still got that headache. Very worrying. Not as worrying as Doris’s ’slight fever’. She said not to worry, it’s normal after the first time, according to her sister. First I ever heard of it! But a bit of google action gives this.
Sounds like you’re going to need those HK$1,000 notes. What are you going to call the kids?
LOL Simon
1. Condom.
2. No vinegar strokes…if you know what I mean.
3. Liverpool just started to play away.
Yes, I know none of those mean anything, but added together, I’d have to be the world’s most unlucky man!
don’t mean to start anything here, but if a woman who doesn’t engage in sex for awhile, and also if the bloke does it a tad hard, she’ll bleed also. and one would think that she’s a virgin
erm, how come i know? i can’t reveal that can i?
and also, there are women in these parts who go stitch back their hymens so as to appear as if they are virgins. so there.
True. I’m not saying anything else!
Now you’ve done the deed and ‘popped the cherry’ do you still find her as attractive and interesting, will you continue the relationship?
Yep.
Shaky Junior. Doris Junior. I like them both.
you think you would unlucky…think about Doris…sex for the first time, and pregnant. that will make her think twice about doing it again
Haha, could comments CF and Simon. But you shouldn’t take the piss too much as we all want to hear future sordid details in the future!
If we can’t take the piss out of Shaky, what’s the point of this blog.
Anyway, he know’s we’re joking because we bought him beer.
The transmission of some unsightly STD’s accompny fever, but I make no accusations, in my opinion, or, as it seems to me, I’m afraid.
Don’t you think I had the full works checked out after the Old Doris incident!?! Including a PCR test for retrovirals, no need to wait 3-6 months. I’m clean.