Well almost.
Champagne on a mates balcony, followed by black tie shindig with 600 others.
With what will probably turn out to be my last bad decision of 2003, I’ve decided to take my new camera out with me, so will hopefully wake with a few comedy snaps.
Shamone…check-check-dakone.
Indo Poo Doris has made it back into HK.
I just got a bloody call from Immigration at the airport asking a load of questions that I didn’t know the answer to. Or at least the answer she wanted me to give! So I just told the truth. He was a bit wary when the name I gave for her was different to that on her passport. What am I supposed to say!? Jeez. Is this her first visit to HK? No, she’s been deported twice. Nah, didn’t really say that.
He said he was going to let her in for two weeks. She wanted 3 months. Unlucky dear.
I asked if it was up to me to ensure she left after 2 weeks, he said no, so I’m not responsible for anything. I hope.
Right, I gotta get ready for this thing tonight.
I’ll see thee.
Have a good night all.
Convo with Slut But Not That Often With Me Doris:
Her: “What are you doing tonight?”
Me: “Formal dinner thing. You?”
Her: “I have no plans, another lonely New Years.”
Me: “Go and get shitted and pick up.”
Her: “Don’t feel like it. How much are the tickets by the way?”
Me: “Only $1000.”
Her: “That’s expensive!!! You gweilos spend money like it’s not worth anything!!! haha.”
Me: “Anyway, I’m leaving the office soon. Have a good night if you can.”
Her: “Really? so wanna meet up for karaoke. hahaha”
Me: “Can we sing just Cantonese songs?”
Her: “Sure.”
Me: “Sarcasm dear.”
Her: “You are such a fucking asshole.”
it’s still going on this convo….
Just got my first retard:
Me: “Hey, try this….”
Her: “I am at work dude.”
Me: “Do it in your head then.”
Her: “I did already when I was on the phone…I did it correct.”
Me: “Jeez, read the third word of each line.”
Her: “Oh haha…what a stupid thing. I didn’t notice that AT ALL”
Me: “You know what that means!?”
Her: “You are a fucking asshole?”
Ya, she knows me well.
Just found a load of old photos my mate took on his last night in HK. Not the best quality seeing as it was a disposable, but it’s a great series of photos showing a night out in HK. I’ll put them all up later, but in the meantime, here’s a picture of us (well, I’m not in the photo) singing.
Bit of background, mate was American, everyone else was English, he was going back to NY, we sang Letter From America by The Proclaimers. He’d never heard it in his life and was bewildered by 12 English people screaming “When you go will send back a letter from America? Take a loooooooooooooooook up the railtrack from Miami to Canadaaaa.” at the top of our voices.
Went to see The Return of the King last night.
I enjoyed it, amazing battle scenes and cities etc., but now I know why it’s called Lord of the Rings, all those hobbits are a bunch of batty boys. They sooooo want to go through each other it’s ridiculous.
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