They will nick anything.
That bloody fat Thai Doris from Wednesday nicked all my new eau de toilette, or whatever you call it. I bought two new bottles from duty free on my last trip. They were in the bathroom on Wednesday as I used one (I did smell nice right, not as nice as Ron though), then I look today and they are nowhere to be seen. Must have been her that lifted them. That’s it. Never again.
Admittedly, the amah was in yesterday and she does sometimes move things. e.g all remote controls from the living room to the spare bedroom - why!?!?! She put salt in my empty sugar jar. I then bought some sugar and also placed it in there without realising. Took a month or so for my coffee to taste salty! So I should probably check the fridge.
Update: She didn’t take the stuff due to my lack of skill, I didn’t touch her! I came in and went for the PC, she went to the bathroom and then the bed. I then booted her out after realising what a munter she was.
Dude - if ONLY you would just feck ANY Doris that strolls across your doorstep - you would NOT have these problems o ’stuff gone missing’ ..
But - you gotta be GOOD at it . IF you can deliver 10 or more orgasms in one evening to her [her count, not yours] then any member of the Dorae gang will leave your shite alone .. Swear! Promise! Try it!! stay sober long enough for the master performance !! mondo regards [BuckyBob]
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That’s why I carry it around, Shaky
too much going to the pc it seems. oh well better that than taking your wallet or that cool new mobile..
Shaky Shaky - you know, I thought you had gone - I looked all over the place for you but when I could not find you decided to go home - I could have saved you. Or we could have taken a few back to your palce for an orgy. One of the two.
Yes Shaky,
Phil and I walked over the entire place to find you. But after we could not find you, we left.
Cheers!