Right. I just got up. Feel aaaaaarrrrful. Damn Jasper and asking for a vodka red bull, and damn me for joining him!

I got dressed and then ummmed and aaahhhed about going, but then thought bollox. I headed into town and called a friend, he was having drinks with a Korean girl, so stopped off there for a drink. Jeeez, she is one of the hottest girls I have ever laid eyes on. She’s a BA flight attendant, but he’s got absolutely nowhere with her so far. It was happy hour so we got two, so I was a little late for the do.

Walked upstairs in The Fong and went to the loo, clocking the gathering on the way, I did need the loo…. honest!

Came back, dodging some girl’s puke in the corridor and got to the bar, I was about to go over but then got a few msgs on my phone. Replied and stood there feeling a bit weird. I think Kwan spotted me. Anyway, I went over and introduced myself. I think people were a little shocked that I’d actually turned up, not sure though.

So, who was there? Terry has a list, so does Simon.

Plus this lady, who I didn’t actually talk to, but I reckon I’d like to! I wonder where her blog is?

Everyone was very nice. I’m sure I came across as a dick after I’d had a few drinks … I forgot to eat.

Anyway, a bit of chit-chat-chit-chat and then Simon bailed and we went to Wanchai. Popped into The Khlong, but it was packed so went to Venue. We bumped into Nekkid and his gang and had a few drinks there. I bumped into a girl I know, called Doris, and it turned out Japser and Phil both knew her, small world. I love her carpets.

Remember Chinese Paraguayan electronics saleswoman? She turned up with my other friend, Doris. We all then went to Fenwick’s. I remember sitting down for a while, then dancing, but it really is a little hazy. Unfortunately, I remember kissing both Dorae, no idea where that came from. Saw Married Doris 1 and Married Doris 2. Married Doris 1 blanked me, number two gave me some food and flirted, but keine action.

I seemed to lose everyone and ended up on my own in Strawberry’s. Good God. Had a big argument with a couple of geezers in there. I bought them a drink and they didn’t reciprocate, so I took exception. Got blown out by Married Doris 1 again, and then by a couple of lovely Indo Dorae, so headed home. Had breakfast on the street corner with a couple of old, fat Thai girls. One of them latched on and came home. I refused to touch her - she was awful, but kept shouting for me to fuck her. Good Lord, get out of my house. She left and I went to bed. I think that was about 10am. Should be in bed now, but my amah is here making a load of noise with the bleeding Hoover.

I had a great night, hopefully made some new mates, but I will probably get fired.

Oh yeah, anyone know the guy that works at The Groovy Mule? He sometimes sings and dances about. Know who I mean? Well one HK blogger looks just like him!