Any takers?

Australian Rugby Union trophy cabinet, no longer required due to lack of use in foreseeable future. Strained shelves due to years of overuse mean this trophy cupboard should be used with caution, therefore would be ideal for any Scottish team (except curling). Slight damage to surface area resulting from Eddie Jones’ tears, otherwise in pristine condition. Must be sold to pay Wendall (Hello) Sailor’s wages.

This cabinet now comes with your very own George Gregan doll - as played with on TV by Mike Tindall - and referee Andre Watsons’ Green and Gold sunglasses - simply place in front of your eyes and you’ll see infringements at the scrum that no-one else can!!

I would have purchased it for the English team, but it clearly is not large enough to accommodate this seasons haul:

Triple Crown
Grand Slam
Calcutta Cup
Millennium Trophy (v Ireland)
Cook Cup (v Aus)
The title of Number 1 ranked team in the world

and of course…….

THE WORLD CUP!!!!