Tonight. The HK blogger’s shindig.
No idea who is going, but if I go, and attempt to stay incognito, I will surely be rumbled sharpish. Why? As I am English and one or two bloggers, due to an technical catastrophe, know where I work. Let’s see, HK bloggers:
Phil - English, we know what he looks like
Giles - English, we know what he looks like
CT from Ordinarygweilo - English, not sure what he looks like.
I think Hemlock might be English, but I’m sure he won’t be there.
Dave from Diaspoir is Irish I think.
Batgung - one is tall, one is balding, not sure where from though.
The rest are American, Canadian, Chinese or Aussie? Not sure.
Anyway, I’m starting to think I don’t really care if the HK bloggers know what I look like, just as long as my ugly mug doesn’t make it into any pictures, I really don’t want anyone where I work to know who I am, and I know someone at my office reads the site.
So, you might see me there. Look out for the balding ginger haired guy with a lazy eye, one leg shorter than the other, who talks with a lisp and drinks shandy.
You will be there. I guarantee you will not be in any photos you don’t want to be in. Plus I want you to buy me a beer so I can buy you one.
See you in an hour.
yeah. I have decided I am not taking the camera this time. I don;t want to risk leaving it in fenwick’s later.
oops, I’m in Shanghai at the moment. See you another time and let’s see the photos on the site!
I know a coupla ways of picking you up in a crowd:
* the loudest shirt in the crowd;
* a freaking barnet…
* the only human who has all the stats on Jonny down pat.
* Bonus: speaks some French.
I wish I could be there and buy a drink to all Brits in the attendance and tell each of them that I am sorry for being such an obnoxious arse on their blog. Blink. Gotcha!
Wait, haven’t you been in a movie?
In con ceiveable!
Oh you are very handsome and girls crowded you later at Fenwicks.
Hell, I almost got two of your Chinese girlfriends, but they had to leave.
Next time, I won’t waste time.
Cheers!