England hearing under way.

Too many people on the pitch against Samoa. Probably get a bit of a telling off, but we could get points deducted.

Currently, Woodward’s side [England] sit at the top of Pool C and are heading for a comfortably-looking clash with Wales for a place in the semi-finals.

Should the five points gained in the victory over Samoa be taken away, the best England could hope for would be second place and a possible last-eight meeting with co-favourites New Zealand.

Say again, over? Feck.

UPDATE: It’s OK, ¬£10,000 fine.